BACKSTORY: Urban Kid 2 is now out of her smaller-than-standard-sized crib and in a toddler bed. Which she refuses to fall asleep in. Here was tonight's adventure in parenthood as told in the text messages between me and Best Namma Ever!. The numbers represent the number of times that I have returned U-Kid 2 to her toddler bed.
8:32pm Me: 63
8:32pm BNE!: Success?
8:33pm Me: 67
8:33pm BNE! Oh. Got it.
8:34pm Me: 70. She's mad!
8:36pm BNE!: Maybe she's about to give up.
8:38pm Me: 79. She's SO MAD!
8:42pm Me: 88
8:48pm Me: 98
8:54pm Me: 108
8:54pm BNE!: Going to give up?
9:00pm Me: Holdn @ 111
9:01pm Me: 112
9:06pm Me: Holdn @ 113. She might be gettn the memo.
9:07pm BNE!: Hope so
9:12pm Me: 119. Memo must b in circular file.
9:12pm BNE!: Oh oh
9:15pm Me: 3 minutes
9:17pm BNE!: It's been an hour or more total.
9:18pm Me: Yes it has! 120!!!!!!!!!!
9:23pm Me: 125. Bagged it. She's in pak n play.
9:24pm BNE!: Better luck tomorrow
9:24pm Me: *sigh*